LEGG PEGGER HOWDLE

The Winterbogel Weekebber

Once a polly tito in the backy-dark-middenages, a little villay callit Winterbogel nestle amode the fields along the rude-route of the grimpilgers, wayne from Gollyster.

The monkers who were hospi-stoppable to the grimpilgers did a getting of their spiritual nutriment from the parry churchole of St-Michaelode and all the holly-ho angeloders.

The pea-pole of Winterbogel were so unChristified that they made the monkers hilly-build a new churchole a mile-half-miley-more awaiting from their villay. There they dug ponds and filly-filled them fully-fisherful for the tummy-stuffery of the hungry grim pilgyroaders.

Many villay girlodes and boysals met to-gathery-gether for confirmy-church communy-join. But after first communy-join confirmale with Biscopy handilode head-pressy,-no more to-gathery-gether of the having for the girlodes and boysals of the villay and all was backerands to hand agrialaborials and prentice-hippers.

That is until the Reverector of the souls of the Parry of St-Michaelode and All the Holly-ho Angeloders had a brilliant ideal. What the girlodes and boysals nee is a residenshuole togethery-visit to some distal pardon of the die-or-season. He made many inky-quires and did a receivey have-it of a reply from a howdle bequealed by the Legg-peggers of Wrorleton near Swubdedibbe.

Many boysals and girlodes very very tentaly at first about this new ideal, and many parentals did an excusey-make why their childers should not goad - too shilly-shy, too snuffly-common-coal kiff-colf snitty-snotty, or too harworkabold to be missit for a whole weekebber. But the Reverector never-no-ever betakit no for a negatory answer and the weekebber at Legg-pegger-howdle was arrained in deef-darfest Novembry after all the whiz-bangery boy-scow jamborals in the rectory gardage were over.

The weekebber was so hu-great successory that the villayers made a greabig insisty the weekebber be re-repeatit every year lode. The Legg-pegger howdle weekebber was re-repeated with great popularitode and with so many cartloads of villay-confirmy childers travelly hurlfalo-dowdle that motorwabe M-folly-4 had necessay to buildit.

When Winterbogel had too feeble few holly-ho-childers for confirmy-communal-joinery, the weekebber was in grave dangles of canelode, even with the joinery of the Methodics from Salemite Waddley-Ebbers. So the car doors were thorough-thrown widelyopel to all churchy-comers of both Angelode and non-Angelode persuasy and there was great rejoicy of Michaelode holly-ho incense-burny chancel-chanters and in Zany-Zio-Frampto-Cottery Hand clappy-raisers and the Metho-static Waddley ebbers in betwee.

So a new generatey of Legg-peggery Howdle weekebbers was developed and the old weekebbers did a passy into the legenders of locy-histrionics - names such as Griff-Rhy-JoneyBunce, Rossy Landimore-in-more of the Bradley Stokers and the dynasty of the on-and-Andodes who are still with us this up-to-dale-and-date.

So it's three or foo hat-chucky cheerleaders to all who make it a posi-successy-weekebber, pass-pressy-futuroral. And long may it God-be-thakit continfy to the blessy of all the Anglihocles (and angelodes), Methodics and Christials of all persuady in Winterbogel, Waddley Ending, Fampy-Cotteroo and all othery Fromisidal residuals.

Goodlibylode and all be thankit listeny earholders.

Richardis Gillaindo